You People

You know how rappers have diss tracks?

Where they battle their fellow rapper foes via lyrical warfare?

I think we should do that at the corporate levels.

Diss tracks between F500 company CEOs.

I wouldn't buy 'em.

But I'd listen.

It doesn't even have to be C-Level quarrels.

It can be internal.

You gotta problem with Fred in HR?

Diss track.

He gotta problem with you?

Response track.

Loser leaves the company.

It ain't festivus.

But there is an airing of grievances.

Now, I realize this puts an awfully skewed amount of ability towards rapping, likely not at all related to your occupation, but hey I don't make the rules.

I think corporate rap battles is the one thing missing from this silly world.

There are others, but I like to keep things simple.

But would you all be shocked?

At all?

Even a little?

It kind of fits.

If you see Marky Zee on stage looking angry in a gi, a ballcap turned to the side, and a mic in his hand.

With a beat on behind him that you don't wanna like, but kinda do.

Well, what I can say.

You're welcome.