Vigorous and Weird

You know what's weird?

Besides me.

That kind of dancing professionals do that kind of feels a little too aggressive.

Like you see them do it and instinctively get into a fighter's stance.

Kinda like rap battles but they're dissing you with their moves instead of their verses.

It's a little too in your face. 

Should you be angry whilst dancing?

Angry dancing is amusing.

From mosh pits to breakers.

Another thing that's weird is that war chant thing that those lovely folks from the islands do before rugby games and city council meetings.

I mean, I get it for a sports warmup, but doing it before discussing ordinance 583-31 (item to change water sprinkler services) seems a bit, oh what's the word, ridiculous.

[Dances aggressively. Slows. Then explodes again.]

Oh snap.

[Hakas violently, hands and feet doing things, eyes bulge and widen.]

Ok, ok.

I can see some merit in this.

[Continues for far longer than necessary, extinguishing any remaining wonder or awe in it.]

I'm ready to go to war.

Next item on the agenda, proposal to paint fire trucks blue instead of red to give fire more fear.

Here we go, mother truckers.

It's on!

"You see, it's because it'll look like water!"

"But won't it confuse people with the police?"

"Light blue. Almost baby."

"Love it!"