Two Kind

I want to tell you about two kinds of people.

This is going to save you a lot of time.

Now, they aren't the only two kinds of people, far from it.

But they're an interesting mirror of one another.

And mirrors are cool.

The first is the good person who wants you to think they're an arse.

And the other is the arse who wants so badly for you to think they're a good person.

What's funny to me is that some people cannot tell the difference.

And perhaps, it's that old adage, "It takes one to know one."

I can tell because I am one of those.

I am one.

Both?

So...anyhoo.

How have you been?

Are things good?

Tell me all about it!

Barf.

Shouldn't have had pork mandu.

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