The Penny Stops Here

We have stopped printing the penny.

In this case, I am using the patriotic "We" as I don't actually run the mint.

But listen, I'm on a roll here.

Did you know it cost four cents to print a penny?

Oof.

Ooooof.

It hurts my brain.

I don't know how much it costs to print a nickel, but if I were a nickel, I'd be sweating.

USA! USA! USA!

If pennies are from heaven, here's hoping you made it back home.

To pinching dimes.