Phatbergers

I got a confession to make.

I want to help more people.

I really do.

But here's the thing:

I don't like people.

Most of them, anyway.

I'm sure I'm an assburger or whatever they call that blessing.

[Dramatic pause].

You seem alright, though.

I mean, you come here to read this sheet.

You're either crazy or cool.

Or both.

Either way, that's a good start.

I can work with that.

Just not now.

Give it time.

Until then, sorry folks, park's closed.

Sign outside should have told you.

But maybe, someday, I flip it over.

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