NFS

How much are you worth?

I don't mean that in a literal sense.

I'm trying to get a gauge of self-worth here.

What are you asking?

What's the sticker price?

Are you on sale?

What I'm saying is, put a value on yourself.

Appraise you.

And tell me what you think of your answer.

You surprised in a good way?

Or something less?

I've always thought quite highly of myself (duh).

But I'm a guardian of others at heart.

I didn't always champion for me.

Stick up for others, but didn't always fight for me.

Why?

Because I didn't really care.

I'm aloof.

What a great word.

Aloof.

Felt so valuable that I didn't always value myself.

Does that make sense?

Eh.

So now, after all these years, and a little bit of learning, I'm just happy to be here.

I'm overpriced.

I admit it.

So overpriced I ain't even for sale.

What's the opposite of seller's remorse?

Because I have that.

And that sheet priceless.

I guarantee.

PS: Add two zeroes.

Maybe four.

DO IT.