I Can Do Bad All By Myself

Today, I want to talk about better bad decisions.

Now, I'm not a health guru, but I play one on the internet.

No, you don't.

This one is for your own good.

Another one of my (few) rules.

If you're going to make a bad decision, make a better one.

A better bad decision.

For example.

You're craving a burger.

Juicy.

Fatty.

Plump.

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So you don't go to the terrible spots.

You go to Steak 'n Shake.

They do use beef tallow.

And since you're here, you're thirsty.

So you get a Coke Zero instead of regular.

Zero calories.

But a ton of (acquired) taste.

Better, bad, decision.

You got me?

We still ordering large fries because my goodness, we're Americans.

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Just don't eat them all.

I used to never order fries, making it a best bad decision. 

But I digest digress.

Split the meal into two meals.

Half burger, half fries, half drink.

Then you got another meal in two hours.

Better, bad, decisions.

I'm convinced that it's the "AND THEN"s that get folks into trouble.

Too many baddies stacked on top of one another.

Eating a bunch of 'em.

Your attitude should never be, "Might as well..."

It should be, "Well, I got my main bad, that's enough for me."

Ideally, no side bads.

You could apply this to all areas of life.

But let's stick to food here.

You can do bad all by yourself.

Just use my rule.

Trust me.

But you say not to trust you all the time.

People actually read this sheet?

Oh, and if you go to SnS, just tell 'em AL sent you.

I got a referral code here somewhere...

They'll most likely look at you funny (don't worry I'm used to that, you'll get used to it, too. Enjoy it, even.).

😒

Maybe kick you out.

"Who the heck is AL?"

But I'll be belly laughing.

They didn't even get the burger! AAAAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.