Full Of Sheet

You ever read a book?

What is a book?

I mean, sure, we all have.

But I want to be more specific.

You ever get to a blank page and just panic?

A blank page, what the heck is happening to this world?

Well thankfully, you don't have to worry about it as much these days.

Because they put "This page intentionally left blank" or some sheet to let you know not to go insane staring at the void.

What a solution!

Although it's not technically a blank page (because of the single sentence telling you it's blank), I think it solves a problem nobody asked for a solution to.

I mean, sure, someone probably read a book and saw a blank page and returned the book.

But that's a moron.

Perhaps I'm being a little harsh.

But what, we spend lots of precious printing ink to appease morons now?

...

Crap.

I got no argument here, hmm?

Anyways, life is full of these types of silly things.

Can't think of any right now so insert 'em here. I know you got a whole bunch.

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Oh, that's a good one.

Ooh, that, too.

Can't believe I forgot about that!

This page left intentionally [quick, what's the opposite of blank? QUICK I NEED IT.]...

"No sir, you see the page is blank."

"No, it's not."

"Sir, it clearly says the page was left intentionally blank."

"Yeah, but that means that it's not blank."

[Blank stare.]

"If you bought a blank notebook, and they put this in the middle of every page, is it a blank notebook?"

"Sir, don't you have anything better to do?"

"Not for the next few hours."

"Have mercy."