Even Me

Can we keep it lighthearted, today?

Let's do that.

Keep it light.

Hearted.

Cheerful.

Okay!

Have you ever trusted anyone to the level that one of them lil' flipping cheerleaders do?

I mean the ones that flip, fly, and soar and blindly trust that someone will (try to) catch them in mid-air?

I don't know why I just thought of that.

But it does require a level of trust that just seems, oh what's the word, silly.

Silly.

An asymmetric risk the other way around.

Low reward.

Moderate to high risk.

Terrible bet.

Of course, my favorite wisdom is DTA.

Don't.

Trust.

Anybody.

You see me flip flop flying in the air, don't try to catch me.

Trust me.

Something has obviously gone horribly wrong.

Let me handle it.

Let me land.

But you promised to keep it lighthearted!

Oh right.

Like a mother motherin' comic book character.

Fist down.

Head down.

Crater the ground.

Head up.

[The entire audience erupts in applause.]

Don't.

[Clap clap.]

Trust.

[Clap clap.]

Anyyyyyyy....

Body!!!

Yay!!!

🥂

Go Humans!!!

Woooooooo!!!!