Asian Raisins

I don't feel old.

I mean, I sorta do.

Oldish.

Energy on low.

Vibes on high.

Me in the middle.

Just happy to be here.

But I look in the mirror and I can still see youngish me.

Signs of him.

Particularly since I shaved the locks off.

The lion's mane, mane.

I was looking like Steven Seagal.

Which, all due respect to the Glimmer Man, I wasn't really going for.

Asian don't raisin.

Did I make that up?

I don't want to search if I did.

So let's just say I did.

Taking credit, whether or not it's due.

Unless you really old, then you sorta look like a raisin.

If you're Asian.

And lucky enough to ferment.

Some lady turned 117 recently.

Not Asian, but still quite raisiny.

To dried grapes.

Aging like fine wine.

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