APB

For an old(ish) curmudgeon, I'm a happy fellow.

Yeah right.

No, I am.

Truly.

Just chipper.

Like if I was in an old movie, I'd be walking with my elbows out, swinging around and circling street lamps.

Helping old ladies across the street.

Tipping my cap to them as I left.

Beaming.

What a kind young oldish man.

Of course, I don't do that.

At least, not anymore.

Ever.

If I did that today, people probably would call a 3-digit number.

I mean, they probably already had the first 2 pre-typed when they saw me.

Elbows out.

Strutting.

Twirling around poles.

Singing.

In the sun.

I don't do rain.

You ain't gonna melt!!!

Yodeling in the golden circle.

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Be on the lookout for a old(ish) man having a little too much fun. Appears to be singing old show tunes and targeting the elderly.

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