A Man's Home

Have I been absurd enough lately?

I don't think I have.

And that, THAT, makes me sad.

And I don't do sad.

So, let me ask you something:

Why do we dress up to go out?

And generally wear whatever around the house?

I say we got that arse backwards.

Like a lot of things.

Frontal.

Buttocks.

I say, wear gold robes around the house.

And whatever is around when you leave it (just give it a good whiff - if it passes the sniff, we're good to go).

Put on your finest when in and around your castle.

Kings and Queens.

Put on the scrubby stuff for those times you leave it.

Put on your Sunday best everyday you stay home.

So long as it's comfortable.

Me, when I leave?

I'm going for double takes.

Just not in the way I used to get them.

Best,

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